Richard has new and shiny Lorica Segmentata. You know what's really funny? Watching him try to put his greaves on after he's laced himself in.

Dicus et Jana, amici Julii...

Carlos tries to convince some aggressive troglodytes that they don't really want Richard's shiny shiny lorica.

Discussions were less than peaceful...

...and our fearless adventurers warmed up with a certain amount of trog-squashing.

The students arrive at Lie-Ne's dojo.

Liu-Ne begins instructing them in the "Form of the Ferret".

"Ask Dan!"

The new students try frantically to keep up with Liu-Ne's outlandish movements.

The students attempt the kata unsupervised.

Job well done!

In the final test, Carlos faces off against his instructor.

Abelard provides Carlos' "unlock-lip" banter as the two prepare to engage.

Edwin Lunn tries out his newly-trained skills against the master.

It's unlock lip, Abelard, not unlock wrist...

Richard as Abelard Velasquez, moving faster than anyone has a right to in full Lorica.

Blurring with super speed!

The brave adventurers face off against Noh Kan Do of the rival Chomping Wombat dojo.

Noh-Kan Do's Chomping Wombat style proves no match for the students' new skills.

Here the brave students can be seen honourably kicking their fallen opponent repeatedly in the kidneys while he lies on the floor whimpering.

Job well done, the Troglo-Fu trainees prepare to return to Master Liu-Ne with news of their success.

Carlos is modest in victory.

Former-president-in-a-tree!

Liu-Ne presents the students with their reward. It is A Mysterious Box.

Yes, Richard, it's that big. Certainly we believe you.