Death and the Maiden 

On 18-Jun-05, an abortive attempt was made by Toquell and his Band of Merry Bastards to sneak into the Burned Realm and steal a valuable artefact. Julian GMed, and Joff and Fergus took photos.

The party's compatriots: some dubious and heavily cliched pirates.
The party's compatriots: some dubious and heavily cliched pirates.
Viewed: 954 times.

"...and that's how I got this scar on my..."
"...and that's how I got this scar on my..."
Viewed: 920 times.

Repelling boarders!
Repelling boarders!
Viewed: 972 times.

Repellent boarders too, some of those bastards had Ashen Clouds.
Repellent boarders too, some of those bastards had Ashen Clouds.
Viewed: 878 times.

Yes, we're heretics, but nobody deserves six waves of Fergus dual-wielding.
Yes, we're heretics, but nobody deserves six waves of Fergus dual-wielding.
Viewed: 917 times.

By which I mean, "the land itself rose up to destroy us with big sticks".
By which I mean, "the land itself rose up to destroy us with big sticks".
Viewed: 894 times.

"Join up! See the world! Meet new and exciting creatures! And slaughter them!"
"Join up! See the world! Meet new and exciting creatures! And slaughter them!"
Viewed: 908 times.

The Bastards kept finding themselves on even terms with the enemy. It was most disconcerting.
The Bastards kept finding themselves on even terms with the enemy. It was most disconcerting.
Viewed: 966 times.

After we killed all his mates, we hung around and took the piss out of the Guardian of the Gate for a bit.
After we killed all his mates, we hung around and took the piss out of the Guardian of the Gate for a bit.
Viewed: 931 times.

Oooh, with the ANGST and the BROODING and the DOOM and the SIGNIFICANT LIGHTING. Ooooh. (Bunch of fucking goths.)
Oooh, with the ANGST and the BROODING and the DOOM and the SIGNIFICANT LIGHTING. Ooooh. (Bunch of fucking goths.)
Viewed: 974 times.

Rich as a Paranoia Tree. I sometimes wonder why we don't just cut down all the trees in the world so that nothing can leap out of them on us.
Rich as a Paranoia Tree. I sometimes wonder why we don't just cut down all the trees in the world so that nothing can leap out of them on us.
Viewed: 937 times.

Monsters, ho.
Monsters, ho.
Viewed: 902 times.

Bill McKenzie.
Bill McKenzie.
Viewed: 964 times.

Toquell Velasquez. The bold type is made necessary by the sheer evil that oozes out of this photograph.
Toquell Velasquez. The bold type is made necessary by the sheer evil that oozes out of this photograph.
Viewed: 975 times.

Selena Curiana. I think it's politically correct to call that grin "differently sane".
Selena Curiana. I think it's politically correct to call that grin "differently sane".
Viewed: 909 times.

Julian and his infinite waves of Ashen Guardians.
Julian and his infinite waves of Ashen Guardians.
Viewed: 892 times.

Cause, you know, giving Xan an Ashen Guardian with a shield doesn't spell certain doom for his opponents. Not at all.
Cause, you know, giving Xan an Ashen Guardian with a shield doesn't spell certain doom for his opponents. Not at all.
Viewed: 874 times.

Events. By which I mean the Lord of the House of the Gods.
Events. By which I mean the Lord of the House of the Gods.
Viewed: 909 times.

While we know Joe to have a full range of facial expressions, Toquell seems capable only of "thoughtful" and "murderous".
While we know Joe to have a full range of facial expressions, Toquell seems capable only of "thoughtful" and "murderous".
Viewed: 893 times.

Now that's an old-fashioned look if ever I saw one.
Now that's an old-fashioned look if ever I saw one.
Viewed: 783 times.

Oh, look. Death and destruction. What a surprise.
Oh, look. Death and destruction. What a surprise.
Viewed: 888 times.

Luckily, all the monsters are focusing on Toquell, so the rest of the Band got to stand around and look tough without actually endangering themselves.
Luckily, all the monsters are focusing on Toquell, so the rest of the Band got to stand around and look tough without actually endangering themselves.
Viewed: 844 times.

The adventurers try the back way into the House of the Gods.
The adventurers try the back way into the House of the Gods.
Viewed: 815 times.

Necromancy in the Burned Realm. What could possibly go wrong?!
Necromancy in the Burned Realm. What could possibly go wrong?!
Viewed: 790 times.

The better part of valour.
The better part of valour.
Viewed: 838 times.

Powered by Gallery v1 RSS