Death and the Maiden 

On 18-Jun-05, an abortive attempt was made by Toquell and his Band of Merry Bastards to sneak into the Burned Realm and steal a valuable artefact. Julian GMed, and Joff and Fergus took photos.

The party's compatriots: some dubious and heavily cliched pirates.
The party's compatriots: some dubious and heavily cliched pirates.
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"...and that's how I got this scar on my..."
"...and that's how I got this scar on my..."
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Repelling boarders!
Repelling boarders!
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Repellent boarders too, some of those bastards had Ashen Clouds.
Repellent boarders too, some of those bastards had Ashen Clouds.
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Yes, we're heretics, but nobody deserves six waves of Fergus dual-wielding.
Yes, we're heretics, but nobody deserves six waves of Fergus dual-wielding.
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By which I mean, "the land itself rose up to destroy us with big sticks".
By which I mean, "the land itself rose up to destroy us with big sticks".
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"Join up! See the world! Meet new and exciting creatures! And slaughter them!"
"Join up! See the world! Meet new and exciting creatures! And slaughter them!"
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The Bastards kept finding themselves on even terms with the enemy. It was most disconcerting.
The Bastards kept finding themselves on even terms with the enemy. It was most disconcerting.
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After we killed all his mates, we hung around and took the piss out of the Guardian of the Gate for a bit.
After we killed all his mates, we hung around and took the piss out of the Guardian of the Gate for a bit.
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Oooh, with the ANGST and the BROODING and the DOOM and the SIGNIFICANT LIGHTING. Ooooh. (Bunch of fucking goths.)
Oooh, with the ANGST and the BROODING and the DOOM and the SIGNIFICANT LIGHTING. Ooooh. (Bunch of fucking goths.)
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Rich as a Paranoia Tree. I sometimes wonder why we don't just cut down all the trees in the world so that nothing can leap out of them on us.
Rich as a Paranoia Tree. I sometimes wonder why we don't just cut down all the trees in the world so that nothing can leap out of them on us.
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Monsters, ho.
Monsters, ho.
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Bill McKenzie.
Bill McKenzie.
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Toquell Velasquez. The bold type is made necessary by the sheer evil that oozes out of this photograph.
Toquell Velasquez. The bold type is made necessary by the sheer evil that oozes out of this photograph.
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Selena Curiana. I think it's politically correct to call that grin "differently sane".
Selena Curiana. I think it's politically correct to call that grin "differently sane".
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Julian and his infinite waves of Ashen Guardians.
Julian and his infinite waves of Ashen Guardians.
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Cause, you know, giving Xan an Ashen Guardian with a shield doesn't spell certain doom for his opponents. Not at all.
Cause, you know, giving Xan an Ashen Guardian with a shield doesn't spell certain doom for his opponents. Not at all.
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Events. By which I mean the Lord of the House of the Gods.
Events. By which I mean the Lord of the House of the Gods.
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While we know Joe to have a full range of facial expressions, Toquell seems capable only of "thoughtful" and "murderous".
While we know Joe to have a full range of facial expressions, Toquell seems capable only of "thoughtful" and "murderous".
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Now that's an old-fashioned look if ever I saw one.
Now that's an old-fashioned look if ever I saw one.
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Oh, look. Death and destruction. What a surprise.
Oh, look. Death and destruction. What a surprise.
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Luckily, all the monsters are focusing on Toquell, so the rest of the Band got to stand around and look tough without actually endangering themselves.
Luckily, all the monsters are focusing on Toquell, so the rest of the Band got to stand around and look tough without actually endangering themselves.
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The adventurers try the back way into the House of the Gods.
The adventurers try the back way into the House of the Gods.
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Necromancy in the Burned Realm. What could possibly go wrong?!
Necromancy in the Burned Realm. What could possibly go wrong?!
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The better part of valour.
The better part of valour.
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